Saints Row will include customizable dong and nipple censors

The next Rua dos Santos The reboot apparently won’t be as “edgy” as its predecessors, but it isn’t turning its back on the excesses of the series entirely. In a developer presentation presented by actress Mica Burton (who you may also recognize as a 2021 PC game program co-host), Volition detailed the game’s in-depth customization system, which allows for asymmetrical face customization and lets players choose their own dong censor icon.

Character customization has always been a big part of the Saints Row games, and the reboot is clearly building on that aspect. In addition to just characters, players will also have the ability to collect and customize vehicles – over 80 of them in total – with cosmetic and performance upgrades.

Weapons are also on the customization table, of course. You can tweak your firepower with selectable materials, textures, colors, and decals, or if you prefer, you can swap out entire models for an entirely different look: stuff your .44 Bulldogs into giant foam fingers or put a rocket launcher inside. from a guitar case, El Mariachi style.

But the real highlight, for me, is the “modesty” options. There is a Many happening here:

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There are 30 different topping options for your trash, including classic eggplant, Sims-like pixelation, a tasteful “censored” block, a sexy peach, a naughty bomb and more. And that’s not all! For a more traditional approach to covering up, you can force underwear.

Nipples also have their own range of customization options. Volition confirmed during the presentation that none of these options are gender-specific: everything is on the table, regardless of your build.

Here are a few more screenshots, showing what can be done in non-dong situations:

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It’s a lot of work for what it is, when you get right down to it, a pretty throwaway joke. But Volition clearly takes Saints Row’s over-the-top customization story seriously: Creative director Brian Dealer said towards the end of the presentation that “something is coming out” that will give players access to Saints Row’s customization tools before the game’s launch. This is scheduled to take place on August 23rd.

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